Handwriting / Regular / Source-informed handwriting
Holmesy
Holmesy lets you speak as Elizabeth Holmes, as she lets so many others do, including but not limited to Nathan Fielder and Billy Evans from the twisted documentary You Can See Everything. Turning her notes into a font felt like yet another manipulative performance: questionably ethical yet too fascinating to pass up on. Now anyone can type a neurotic billionaire mantra in the hand of the notorious Theranos founder. Manipulating a manipulator. The name offers the opposite of homey: uncomfortable, awkward, and performative. As dark as her turtlenecks.
Copyright 2026 Jason Theodor and Utypeia. · jasontheodor.com
119 encoded characters: complete English letters, digits, printable ASCII, 22 added symbols, spaces and the maker. 58 source characters and 58 labelled extrapolations. 12 real alternates and four captured groups (th, wa, kn, qu). Compact default leading; accents and guillemets are outside this edition. Only Elizabeth Holmes’s handwriting from Exhibit 7731 is used. U+F8FF is Jason Theodor’s approved vector head.
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A LITTLE READING MATERIAL
You Can Key Everything
A zine made for Holmesy. A closer look at the letters and the world around them.
US Letter landscape, 100%, duplex short-edge flip. Two sheets: 8|1, 2|7, 6|3, 4|5. Nest, fold and staple.